Sunday, February 17, 2008

Humor For A Sunday Morning

By ELLEN R. MALCOLM

WHY I SUPPORT HILLARY

By ONA ABDERHOLDEN KELLER

WHY I SUPPORT OBAMA

Young liberal women are supporting Hussein for the same reason young Conservative women supported Romney.

The stud factor. And absolutely, positively, beyond a shadow of a doubtly nothing else. The man has yet to utter one single word of substance, his wife prattles on and on about how he'll be good for America's 'soul', and 'soul' to young women has subliminally meant 'sex' ever since Hallmark figured out that poetry need not make all that much sense to ring certain bells.

Older women are supporting Hillary Rodham because she deserves the job after being cheated on by Bill for all those years, and older women have more of a cringe factor when it comes to black men. Time was when America's educational system did not demand you favor someone simply because of their race or ethnicity and folks could decide for themselves what gave them the cooties.

There is no reason on God's green earth to vote for either of them, and, male or female, anyone digging for reasons to elect such unpatriotic America-hating socialists shouldn't HAVE that right to begin with.

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