I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Attention: All Your Endangered Eggs Are Now Belong Us...
Campaign for Turtle Eggs Stirs Controversy
MEXICO CITY (AP) - A campaign aimed at halting the illegal consumption of endangered turtles' eggs has run into trouble before it starts, with a women's group asking officials to block public service announcements featuring a scantily clad model. "My man does not need turtle eggs because he knows it does not make him more potent."
Lord what a dilemma. Third worlders scarfing down endangered species while their version of million-mommy-morons freak at the babe in the ad. No wonder they turn to a life of crime and break into the US.
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