Sunday, August 28, 2005

More From Peaceful Palestine...

Bombmaker Calls for Eradication of Israel photo

JERUSALEM (AP) - Hamas militants released a videotape Saturday purportedly showing a bombmaker believed to top Israel's most-wanted list celebrating the Gaza Strip pullout as a victory for armed resistance. Senior Hamas commander Mohammed Deif, who masterminded the deaths of dozens of Israelis.

In the video footage, Deif rejected calls for his group to disarm, and vowed to continue attacks on Israel until the Jewish state is erased from the map.

Let's see now; what was the FIRST item on the roadmap again? ALL TERRORIST ATTACKS FROM PALESTINE MUST STOP. Shame the world doesn't have the cajones to collectively make a call to Israel...something like maybe a united nations would do...and tell the Jews, hey you were right we were wrong, and these asswipes are never going to give up. So look, we're sorry about all the hassles you incurred evicting those people from their homes, but move back into Gaza with our blessing and kick any of the cult-killing-camel-friggers who don't follow our NEXT mandate into the sea if you want. We realize now that civilized people cannot coexist with 6th Century barbarians, and to make up for all the bad mistakes we've made we're sending buses, lots and lots of buses to Palestine. We're cutting off the welfare we've been referring to as "aid" to these apes, and all of them who wish will be driven to whatever Arab state their little hearts desire. Can't be done in a day, a week, or even a month, but bear with us as we help you rid your land of these vermin. And, whichever ones the Arabs don't want we'll drop off in France, or Germany, or some other dirty place where they'll feel right at home.

Again, sorry for the screw-up.

Yours truly, The Civilized World.

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