I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Miscommunications At The Highest Level...
Rinnnnnnngggg..."Hey Carl? Yeah hoss, it's me. Get the pitcher a' me and Maw, fine lookin' woman ain't...say again...dang...uh huh...yep...okay. Okie dokes, later, scooter." Click.
"Dammit Dick, we need ta git you some battries for that hearin' aid, old son. Carl says we wuz supposed take a pic of me and that Cindy mom... get Condi back in here with her polaroid and send some fella's ta' stop that danged bus..."
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