This is funny. Basically, the British Isles might soon be in short supply of bra's due to a little trade fracas with the Great Wal-Of-China-Mart, strike that, the Chinese, and His Majesty rants to beat the band. Of course he's quite correct in saying that free trade with dictators usually does nothing more than turn out a batch of stinking rich dictators. China, not Wal-Mart. Wait. Maybe it's the other way around...
The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler
"We Suggest You Sling Those Babies in a Holster, Ma'am"
...But, but, I can't!
(Link thanks to LC Ms Heather)
"Now that we've gotten our blood pressure up sufficiently for one day, we think it's time for some Patented Silly Shit™:"
BRITAIN could be facing a bra shortage after an EU ban blocked £50million of Chinese-made clothing heading for the UK, a trade body warned today.
[Waits for howls of laughter to die down...]
"Now, His Majesty fully realizes that this sounds like quite a situation on this side of the pond, but anybody who has spent any amount of time in EUnuchistan will know that it's not nearly the crisis that it sounds to be. We weren't even aware that they were selling bras in the first place..."
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