...Moonbat Mother Of Plan 9 From Outer Space...Windy Cindy Sheehan
Windy: "We are waging a nuclear war in Iraq right now. That country is contaminated. It will be contaminated for practically eternity now..."
Messenger: Here Ms Moore, strike that, Sheehan, is referring to DEPLETED uranium rounds that are used as armor piercing projectiles. DEPLETED, Cin, look it up. And not for nothin' but my definition of "eternity" is having to listen to you for 3 or 4 nanoseconds.
Windy: "They’re a bunch of fucking hypocrites! And we need to, we just need to rise up..."
Messenger: You ARE rising up, Doll, and it's scaring the farm animals so chill.
Windy: "If George Bush believes his rhetoric and his bullshit, that this is a war for freedom and democracy, that he is spreading freedom and democracy, does he think every person he kills makes Iraq more free?"
Messenger: Yes babe, for every look-at-me-now-I'm-dead terrorist thug, Iraq inches another step closer to freedom. Like your son wanted when he gave his life for one of the model cities in that country.
Windy: "The whole world is damaged."
Messenger: As damaged as lower Manhattan, say, on a bright September mornin'? Alert the cosmos, kids, she speaks for the WORLD.
Windy: "If he thinks that it’s so important for Iraq to have a U.S.-imposed sense of freedom and democracy, then he needs to sign up his two little party-animal girls. They need to go to this war."
Messenger: Wow, so your brave son died for his country and not you wanna start drafting girls? It's okay, mum, we've enough men and guns and bullets to do the job without the first-babes getting involved, but thanks anyway for that inner peek at true motherhood.
Windy: "We want our "country" back..."
Messenger: Sorry, Cin, you spelled "planet" wrong...
Windy: "...and, if we have to impeach everybody from George Bush down to the person who picks up dog shit in Washington, we will impeach all those people."
Messenger: Ah, WE don't impeach anybody, darlin', the Congress does, so why don't you move your loony-lefty act over to one of the Kerry mansions and see if you can't get that there idea goin'. Or maybe Teddy Kennedy's crib, he's supposed to still be a party animal...what's that...you asked and Teddy said "not even dead drunk and needing head more than life itself?" Pity.
PS To Ann Coulter: It's not a residual check Mi-Kal Moore gets whenever Simple-Cind opens her mouth, it's an orgasm.
1 comment:
Depleted uranium isn't depleted. One example: during the battle of Fallajuh, during which thousands of rounds using depleted uranium were fired, soldiers often tore their skin. The small wounds didn't heal. Instead, they developed into strange ulcers. This is because the uranium particles, spun through the air by the slightest breezes, entered their bodies through the small skin tears. See any of the reports of Major Doug Rokke. Ask any of the over 300,000 soldiers from Gulf War I who have now applied for and received total disability. Using stuff like this--produced by Alliant Corporation--and not telling the soldiers about what it can to to them. That's a war crime, isn't it?
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