| Koran in toilet: 3rd Pace bias shocker |
| A paperback copy of the Koran was tossed into a toilet on the lower Manhattan campus of Pace University - the latest in a spate of bias incidents at the college. |
Ah yes, a SHOCKER. Something cool would be a Toss-A-Koran-Into-A-Crapper contest at Fairs, Festivals, and the like. Get an oversized toilet and charge a buck to see who could toss an islamic primer on how to kill infidels from say 15' or so. There'd be lines around the block.
But back to the Koran "hate crime":
"The NYPD Hate Crime Task Force is investigating the vandalism of the Koran, and the university's private security also is probing the incident, sources said."
NYC is going to spend tons of money sending in the thought-police to investigate. It's against the law to place a Koran in the bowl, and that's no lie or exaggeration. Illegal. You'll serve hard time if they catch you trying to flush the words of dirty old Mo. Scuttle the State-Fair-Koran-Toilet-Toss idea, I guess.
And by the way, how long before we see a: Law & Order: Hate Crimes Unit?
FADE IN: Two men enter a restaurant bathroom
First Man: So I say's hey, get a frickin' life okay, and he looks at me like I'm...
Second Man: Oh my god, Louie, look!
Cut TO: Koran floating in toilet bowl
DOINK DOINK
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