Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Meanwhile...Back In The Jungle...


"Madonna’s disastrous public-relations effort in the small African country of Malawi only gets worse. I can tell you that she has started a new charitable foundation, Raising Malawi, to help orphans in that country, but that the whole thing is a front for the Kabbalah Centre in Hollywood.

To compound matters, Clinton's own foundation is right there on Madge's new Web site as her No. 1 supporter. The Clinton Foundation is the only one of Raising Malawi’s listed partners to have a usable link on the Web site. But the chief individual benefactress is the second wife of a Hollywood billionaire who hired jailed private detective Pellicano to spy on his first wife.

Don’t the people of Malawi have enough trouble?"

There's an old Wild, Wild West episode where Jim must thwart the plans of an evil group, with plans, of course, for world domination. Night of the Kabbalah features West taking on Martin Landeau back when the mere mention of "Kabbalah" would send shivers down the spine of viewers who had at least a passing reference to what such cults offered. So off the Whore of Hollywood goes to preach Kabbalah to the poor Africans, and if there's a slut making noise can a Clinton* be far behind?

*It remains debatable as to which Clinton nailed Madonna first, as some insiders say they both did during a particularly nasty threesome.

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