A Cry For Help

Good Day to you.

"How are you doing today, i hope my mail will fine you in good health,I will really like to have a good relationship with you, and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you.

I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here,I am Miss Estelle, 26 years old girl from Liberia,the only daughter of Late Benson the deputy minister of national security under the leadership of president Charles Taylor who is now in exile after many innocent soul were killed ,My father was killed by government of Charles Taylor,he accused my father of coup attempt.

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away my life and all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father.

Meanwhile I wanted to escape to the Europe but she hide my international passport and other valuable travelling documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father's File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refegee camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Dakar, Republic of Senegal. I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your Country.

My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of $4.700,000.00 USD in a bank with my name as the next of kin. However,I shall forward you with the necessay documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me to transfer and investment of the fund.As you will help me in an invsetment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my ist year in the university, when the crisis started.It is my intention to compensate you with 10% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.

As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent messege indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.

I am awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self please i begg you not to disclose it till i come over, once the fund has been transfered."

Yours Sincerely,
Estelle Benson.
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Dear Estelle,

I wept upon reading your plaintive cry for help. Summoning all the resources I could muster, I regained control of my senses, at least long enough to respond to your touching email.

You cheap little bitch. You want ME to do all the dirty work for a measly 10%? Not on your miserly Liberian butt. I want half, plus the names of any of your fellow refugees that need a job, because my illegal Mexican maid ran off with my illegal Mexican gardner, and as everyone knows there aren't Americans available to do such work. Hell, I'd even give your whiny ass a try, so send that check and we'll talk turkey.

Yours sincerely,

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