Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Top 10 Ponderables For 2007

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can
die

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach
a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for
weeks.

#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you
shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
the hospital dying of nothing.

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays
no attention to criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty
cents???

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it
normal.


AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is
located among the millions and millions of cows in
America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of
Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we
should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
immigration.

From: Mare

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