Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Hillary Finds Surefire Way To Prevent Any New Scandals From Husband Bill..


WASHINGTON: Hillary Clinton on Monday assured American voters there would be no new scandals surrounding her husband ex-president Bill Clinton, as she hit out at rival Barack Obama's soaring rhetorical style.

As she battled to get her stalling White House quest back on track, Hillary was asked whether there were any hidden business or personal scandals about her husband which Republicans could use to derail her administration.

"That is not going to happen. You know, none of us can predict the future, no matter who we are and what we're running for, but I'm very confident that that will not happen," she told ABC television's local affiliate here, adding that she had recently learned of a new scientific breakthrough intended to reverse the aging process in so dramatic a fashion as to turn a 60 year-old man back into a 5 year old child.

"Just LET him try to use that little weasel thing NOW," Mrs Clinton was quoted as saying before rushing to leave the room and change the former President's trousers that had been soiled from all of the excitement.

"I just KNEW that dressing you as a little beaner wasn't going to earn me one single vote," the former First Lady was also heard to say as she dragged the now diminutive ex-President behind closed doors.

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