Monday, July 24, 2006

RodHams Army

July 24, 2006 -- WASHINGTON - "Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign army has increased its ranks to 50 staffers and more than 20 consultants, specialists in everything from fund-raising to speech-writing to hairstyling and makeup.

Clinton, the likely 2008 Democratic White House front-runner, ponied up nearly $3,000 in campaign cash for her blond tresses to get some presidential pampering from acclaimed D.C. stylist Isabelle Goetz.

Recently released federal fund-raising records show Clinton shelled out $1,500 in April for Goetz to carefully craft her coiffure and another $1,000 for a camera-ready clip in May.

She passed off both styling sessions as "media production" expenses.

Clinton was so desperate for Goetz to style her gilded mane, she picked up the scissor siren's $405 travel tab in April and a $38 expenses tab in May.

Goetz, a fixture at the swank Cristophe salon and the favored stylist of John Kerry, has been clipping the former first lady's locks for years - she's credited for updating Clinton's coif from country to chic. To complement the touch-up of her tresses, Clinton invested another $3,000 for makeup maestro Barbara Lacy to brush on some blush.

Lacy is a Tinseltown pro who applied the makeup to actors' mugs in movies including "Minority Report," "Runaway Bride," "National Treasure" and "In the Line of Fire."

Doesn't matter how much taxpayer money RodHam spends on herself, she's still a dwarfish hag with a pipsqueak voice, and THAT will dash her hopes once debate time rolls around. The Dems would be certifiably insane to send this woman against Guiliani in 2008. And physical ugliness notwithstanding, once they begin digging into her illegal adventures when she and Blowjob Billy were President, and even before that when she was a heralded cutthroat thief, strike that, attorney, she's dead meat once her "activities" see the light of day.

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