US researchers have developed a vaccine which prevents weight gain in rats, offering clues about human treatments.
"The vaccine prompts the body to produce antibodies against ghrelin, a hormone that stimulates hunger and weight gain."
It's still a maybe or could-be, but science defeated polio so I give these folks a fighting chance. Now for the real world:
Would it be a GOOD thing to not see disgustingly obese women flip-flopping their fat asses in everyone's way, at every venue imaginable? Sure it would. One of the reasons Lisa and I moved to Florida was the fact that the folks here are less abhorrent than those in the Midwest where beauty is measured by the ton, but nothing seems to get through to certain minority women so it'd be a Godsend to have a vaccine that'd keep these heifers looking and smelling like something even half-human. We could start a private fund to provide them with the necessary medications, because, after all, THEIR disposable income goes to food, food, more food, and 6" French Nails so they'd never do it for themselves. I don't want tax money going towards de-moose'ing these creatures, but I do believe that enough folks would contribute to the national good and help with this serious problem.
Not to their health. To our sanity. So when we sit down and try to digest the brain-numbing fact that we share a species with them it isn't that hard. Hard, but not AS hard.
And just to show that I'm sensitive to the plight of ALL lardasses regardless of race, color, gender, or creed, here's a pic that I've been trying to upload for the better part of a day now.
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