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I'm surfing and gawking and shrugging as to the commonplaceness of it all. Gals with blogs, I mean. Cute gals with blogs I mean even more.

Is there an ugly chick with a successfuly blog? And the Pajama Media ones don't count because they were handed the keys to Fort Knox. One of these days I'm going to conduct an experiment. I'm going to start a new blog using Lisa as the bait. Pics of her to beat the band, and posts ghostwritten by me but under her byline. Just for giggles and grins, mind you, because no one just up and makes money by blogging unless one steps in heavy duty shinola (see Pajama Media reference). I dont want or need to make money blogging because it's chump change compared to what can be done by serious writing. That of course is for the fortunate relative few who opened a few doors to professional writing and can still fall back on it as a part time gig if they haven't switched to doing it 24/7.

Wonkette was cute and took the money and ran. Malkin is cute and is still running with it. Neither are particularly good writers, and for as much as I dig Annie C. she isn't doing what plenty of others are doing just as well if not better. Problem is, the others aren't 5-10 longhaired blondes with great jugs who seem to own nothing but minskirts. Not that Ann isn't decent at what she does, and that's what makes her an anomoly. A babe with a head. If Moxie pushed her looks more she'd be in line to don the mantle of babeness bloggerific and make a killing but although she's smart, she's a professional who'd rather work on her profession. Not that I should be talking for Moxie, but that's what I think to be the case.

But picture a taller, cuter, 26 year-old version of Ann, kicking ass and taking names, and I bet it'd take the frig off. If Lisa and Moxie joined together the world as we know it might fly directly into the sun without passing Go, and while that'd be something to see, it might be too dangerous for some folks to contemplate. The problem with getting Lisa to do it herself is the fact that she thinks most things suck and everyone knows they suck so what's the big deal. Add my propensity to give full frontal rant to her drop dead gorgeosity and dollars to doughnuts the deal would be a fun ride.

Maybe some day. A babe who can hold a gun better than most and make you wanna drool over the grip or the goods. Or both. Sweet Christ, but if boring old Kim du Toit can be successful after getting a scazillion leg-ups....