More Pussy Galore From Not-So-Great Britain...

"A SCHOOL was offered personalised KNIVES to sell — days after tragic teenager Kiyan Prince was stabbed to death.

Head teacher Paul Rooney said he was “horrified” when a company sent him a sample pink Swiss Army-style knife with his school’s name emblazoned on the side.

It came with an order form to buy the knives in bulk at a discount — just one day after the National Knife Amnesty was launched.

Mr Rooney, of Causton Junior School in Felixstowe, Suffolk, said: “It absolutely beggars belief that this could be considered suitable for schools to promote.

“There would never be an occasion when the school would sell or endorse knives.” Disgusted PTA chairwoman Denise Moon added: “It’s a pretty pink colour and I wonder if it’s targeted at children. It certainly seems to be.”


Good lord but the fat thing is holding the little knife like it was a diseased spider's entrails. Think someone might wanna clue this creature in about how sucking down a case of Creamsicles a day is far more dangerous than a teeny pocket knife?

And hows about that National Knife Amnesty. How soon before they change the Camelot legend to Arthur having to yank a Gerbil from Merlin's ass instead of the sword from the stone.

Times like this makes me think about doing away with the English language altogether. Invading Spanish-Speakers might be smelly unwashed criminals but at least they're not all ascared of everything. Sure Beaner-Talk was the Roman Empire's joke on the rest of the world, but it's embarassing anymore to speak the same language as the Brits.