TEHRAN, Iran — Iran said it has successfully test-fired a "top secret" missile, the third in a week, state-run television reported.
The report called the missile an "ultra-horizon" weapon and said it could be fired from all military helicopters and jet fighters, is made of recycled camels milk by-products, can reproduce itself at will, speaks several foreign languages, needs very little in the way of regular haircuts, has been known to predict the future, but should not be confused with the Super-Dee-Duper-Secret Flying Boat. (as seen in the picture)
The United States said that while Iran may have made "some strides" in its military, it likely is exaggerating its capabilities.
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