Saturday, November 03, 2007

Global Warming Watch

The average temperature for this day is 77 degrees. The record of 90 was set in 1929. As today will not surpass 70, I am preparing myself for a local media blitz warning of global cooling, for they've proved that if you print it, people will believe in it.

As an aside, how much longer before the mainstream media becomes totally obsolete as it gives way to non-partisan reporting of actual events?

You know, things that really happen and can be proven.

Two more generations, perhaps?

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