"The Big Difference Between Now And 1994, Is That Now You've Got Me..."

Remember that wonderfully egotistical quote from Caliph Barry? Meant to soothe the savage liberal breast, to assure the run-of-the-mill lunatic that all is well because the Messiah wouldn't let those evil Conservatives darken his doorstep EVER again.

Will withhold a total laugh-fest until all the numbers are in.