Saturday, November 13, 2010
A Very Special Happy Birthday Edition Of Cutlery Corner
Sight unseen, guaranteed though to be the bestest deal they've ever not shown, you can bah (buy) a very very very special nahff (knife) for $22, or save yourseff (yourself) some monies and git (get) 5 for only $110. Don't bother to do the math: 5 X 22 = 110, but don't tell anyone at Cutlery Corner because they've been so brainwashed as to believe in the newest math of all. Grifter-style multi-plah-cay-shee-un.
But of all of the above, the single most annoying feature...yes, there IS something more annoying than Ms. Sheila Travis trying to speak English while hiding her stutter...and that was their marvelous idea to all but silence Mr. Boone by playing the most irritating phone ringers imaginable right over his stab at the national tongue. Took old Todd by sur-praze, too. So he had to shout even louder than usual to be heard over the racket.
Happy Birthday, Jim. You unbelievably unique even-amongst-conmen douchebag.