Monday, November 01, 2010

Cutlery Corner Is A Major Importer Of Cobra-Skin Handled Knives...

..So Take Heed PETA When You're Looking For Someone New To Fling Some Nastyass Buckets Of Blood On...

"Really kay-int remember the last tahm I showed this naff...had to be over a year ago...the cobra skin razor. Brand new design and never before seen on television..." Todd Boone, Cutlery Corner.

Translation to English: Well of course a knife that had been sold a year ago cannot be brand new and never before seen. But since ya'll have such a short memory, who's gonna remember me hawkin' this piece of shit way back then.

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