Monday, November 15, 2010

New Castle councilman calls cops on boys' cupcake sale

NEW CASTLE — When Andrew DeMarchis and Kevin Graff, two 13-year-olds from Chappaqua's Seven Bridges Middle School, set up shop at Gedney Park on a fall weekend last month, they were expecting a tidy profit.

Instead, the two wannabe entrepreneurs selling cupcakes, cookies, brownies and Rice Krispie treats baked by them for $1 apiece got a taste of cold, hard bureaucracy.
New Castle Councilman Michael Wolfensohn came upon the sale and called the cops on the kids for operating without a license.
The boys' parents are incensed and can't believe a Town Board member would handle the situation that way.
"I am shocked and sad for the boys. It was such a great idea, and they worked hard at it," said Laura Graff, Kevin's mother. "But then some Town Board member decided to get on his high horse and wreck their dreams."

Pictured: Get a load of the fat fuck who probably busted the kids because they wouldn't give his obese ass a discount.

4 comments:

Crotalus (Don't Tread on Me) said...

Tar. Feathers. Fat fuck. Some assembly required.

fits said...

Should also read; void where prohibited by law.

TJP said...

Wait...do you have a license for those petroleum and poultry products?

fits said...

Reminds me of an Inspector Clouseau sketch...