Tuesday, November 02, 2010

U.S. to spend $200 million a day on Hussein's India visit

Mumbai:  The US would be spending a whopping $200 million (Rs. 900 crore approx) per day on President Barack Obama's visit to the city.

"The huge amount of around $200 million would be spent on security, stay and other aspects of the Presidential visit," a top official of the Maharashtra Government privy to the arrangements for the high-profile visit said.

About 3,000 people including Secret Service agents, US government officials and journalists would accompany the President. Several officials from the White House and US security agencies are already here for the past one week with helicopters, a ship and high-end security instruments.

"Except for personnel providing immediate security to the President, the US officials may not be allowed to carry weapons. The state police is competent to take care of the security measures and they would be piloting the Presidential convoy," the official said on condition of anonymity."

In other words, frightened little Barry...who doesn't believe that you and I are important enough to warrant such protection... will continue to surround himself with as many armed men, jet fighters, and naval gunships, as possible.

And let's face it, he needs all the help he can get. Never learning even the rudiments of the manly art of self-defense, Barry is an accident waiting to happen and I for one am glad to see my Commander-in-Chief escorted about by real men. Michelle will be off somewhere speaking TO...not WITH...India's sex-workers (low-caste prostitutes), and even though she is far more masculine than hubby is afraid of guns and needs lotsa high-speed, low-drag males guarding her, as well.


If the true measure of a society is in how it goes about protecting its weakest members, then America rates an A+ for keeping Hussein and Lady Shelly out of harms way.

4 comments:

Bah_Humbug said...

I wonder if Obo be getting a tour of the Frost Kah-nayf factory while he's over there. Just think, 20 years ago you could have bought India for $1Billion. Hey OBO-Dummy - you should have gone to Vegas and blown the $200 million a day there. Punk ass embarrassment.

fits said...

I did as much checking on his itinerary as could be found, and found no mention of any Frost pot-metal tour. I'm sure negotiations remain ongoing with regards to Barry making a surprise visit to Cutlery Corner live from India...IF...Mr. James A. Frost can come up with the proper contributions.

Todd Boone: "And have we got us a sur-prahz fer you. Die-reck't from Solingen, India, half black, half socialist, all-loser Barry Obama holdin' the Twin-Towers Trapper that he's person-allie gonna aut-ie-graff for only a nominal charge..."

mistergsf said...

You guys are IDIOTS! It's a fake story just passed around by dumb Repubs who didn't even bother to check their facts. You are morons when you believe everything you read and hear from Limbaugh, Beck, and the like.

fits said...

Well howdy there, mistergsf. Me, I pay little attention to what Limbaugh and the others quote, but you on the other hand must be a regular listener to know from whence these numbers came. I just merely a web search and found out what INDIA ITS-FUCKING-SELF was estimating the cost would be.

Now lets play fair; you came uninvited to my house and disrespected the folks here, so how's about you drop me a line and send me in the direction where I can return the favor.