So let's see. A week or two back, the rumor-ninnies were resurrecting the Osama-is-dead scam...based upon information from their superdeeduper incognito triple-agent "contacts" around the moslem world, and only because real news was slow and what the hell. Then we waste a shack in Pakistan and before the smoke clears we're told that his second in command was tasted to a fair thee well.

Reality. There IS a hole in the ground from that nasty ass explosion in goatfuckerville but none of the bin Laden hierarchy were toasted, then Osama himself crawls back up to the green side of the grass to offer the following:

"Based on what I have said, it is better not to fight the Muslims on their land. "We do not mind offering you a truce that is fair and long-term. … So we can build Iraq and Afghanistan … there is no shame in this solution because it prevents wasting of billions of dollars … to merchants of war."

The CIA says it's him, so okay, he wants some sort of deal. We let him crawl from under the rock for a while and maybe he won't blow Vegas or some other filthy place off the map. Hmmm.

Fighting todays moslems is one of history's biggest pieces of cake. They plant enough explosives around the world to scare the ever loving shit out of the liberals and their pet media outlets but let's face it; these guys suck at modern warfare and the kill ratio is hovering close to 100 to 1. Osama's cash flow is ebbing, his meatbombers are blowing themselves up at a record pace before even reaching their intended targets, the Iranians are begging to be blasted back into the stone age where they belong, so what's he got to lose. The liberals will weep for DIALOGUE and since he can't cause any great harm why not offer us a "truce". He knows full well that murderers don't get to ask for jack shit but the Euro's will be on his side, and if you listen really really closely that ghastly sobbing noise is coming from Murtha and Kerry and Pelosi and Kennedy and if enough of these lunatics caterwaul for us to bargain with this madman the American sheeple will become confused enough to think it might not be such a bad idea.

But the OTHER sound you're hearing is the Bush Administration laughing their asses off that bin Laden went from Ghengis Khan to Monte Hall just as soon as his pay as you go phone card ran out of minutes.

So fuck it. Send a select group of loons to negotiate with this frig, and as soon as enough jerkwads are in one place, nuke it. Count me in as tossing cash into the pot for airfare.

And oh yeah, before I forget; will you OSAMA IS REALLY DEAD assholes please shut the fuck up.