This just in from that infamous, rumor mongering scandal sheet, Little Green Foot...STRIKE THAT...The Enquirer...Courtesy of the NY Daily Snooze.

"Ted Kennedy is breaking out his scandal squad, now that The National Enquirer is claiming he has a secret love child.
According to the tab, the Massachusetts senator took a paternity test that proved he'd fathered a son - now 21 - by a Cape Cod woman half his age.
Kennedy's office yesterday denounced the story, calling it "irresponsible fiction."
But an Enquirer insider said the tab's lawyers are "very comfortable" with the story. Among its allegations:
Kennedy, then 51, began dating Caroline Bilodeau in 1983 while divorcing wife Joan. "[Caroline] had dreams about being the next Mrs. Ted Kennedy," says a source.
A few months into their relationship, Bilodeau told Kennedy she was pregnant. After she refused to have an abortion, Kennedy is said to have cut all ties with her."