Have you heard that Ted Kennedy has a dog named Splash? Leno commented that it's akin to O.J. owning one named Slash.

Think he doesn't give a shit or is too old and drunk to really remember much?

And as far as Teddy being a member of the elite and sexist Owl Club, well that doesn't count because the Senator has, according to a spokesperson, a "lifelong commitment to fighting for civil rights, equal rights and justice."

No comment to the contrary is expected from Mary Jo Kopechne.