Fragmenting Comet Won't Hit Earth

"There will be no tsunamis, firestorms or mass extinctions to spoil your Memorial Day weekend.

Although the Internet is rife with speculation that a fragment of Comet 73P/Schwassmann-Wachmann 3 will strike the Earth on May 25, neither the main comet nor any of its more than 40 fragments pose a danger to Earth."

Also, Messenger has learned that super-secret efforts to divert the comet to a particular target have failed, and all we can say is better luck next time.