Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Some Pleasant News To Brighten The Day...

A northeast Houston woman fatally shot an intruder early this morning after the man broke into her house, police said.

She shot the man about 3:30 a.m. after he forced his way into the home in the 6000 of Bender near Kurt, police said.

If there’s one thing that makes His Majesty clap his hands with joy even more than news of goblins getting their just desserts, it’s news of goblins getting their just desserts at the hands of a “defenseless woman.”

Skip on over to Misha's joint. He applaudes, then offer's some sound advice. Personally, I'm not only armed to the teeth but carry an appropriate attorney's business card in my wallet at all times. If the shit hits the fan and you're forced to kill a gremlin in defense of kith and kin, NEVER, ever speak to the police beyond name and address. Tell them you are in shock, and need to talk to your, or ANY lawyer first. And since I'm not a lawyer, none of this should mean a hill of beans so seek ye a good ambulance chaser to get it from the horses ass, strike that, mouth.

They GOTTA be good for something.

Right?

Bueller?

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