I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Legal Destructive Devices
12 gauge Mossberg, ported, rifled barrel in .73 caliber. Legal to own in California because it isn't a .50 caliber RIFLE, and thereby much more difficult to shoot down airplanes with.
Always remember that, per the federal government, anything possessing a caliber greater than half an inch is considered a "destructive device". Unless it's a shotgun. Then it must be an 8-bore, or .835 caliber before it becomes destructive. Unless it's a fowling gun. Then it can be a 4-bore. With a cylinder only as wide as a 1/4 pound ball of lead. But never, ever a 1-bore. That's 1.669" in diameter.
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