Norovirus reaches epidemic levels
"The virus - which causes projectile vomiting, diarrhoea, mild fevers and headaches - is striking down more than 200,000 a week, according to official estimates.
Three hospitals have been placed on red alert, while hundreds of wards up and down the country have been closed to new patients as the number of beds being taken up by bug victims reaches critical levels."
Virus, schmirus. The UK nany-staters have won, and the country is upchucking to beat the band now that all examples of intestinal fortitude have been squeezed from the country's collective soul.
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