"Don't Drop The Soap"

While Democrat Kansas Governess Kathleen Sebelius vetoed a measure that would provide for more accurate and comprehensive reporting of abortion statistics to state officials, she has endorsed her son's board game titled "Don't Drop the Soap," a prison-themed game he created as part of a class project at the Rhode Island School of Design.

John Sebelius, 23, has the backing of both mother and father, U.S. Magistrate Judge Gary Sebelius. Sebelius spokeswoman Nicole Corcoran said both parents "are very proud of their son John's creativity and talent."

John Sebelius is selling the game on his Internet site for $34.99, plus packaging, shipping and handling. The contact information on the Web site lists the address of the governor's mansion. Corcoran said the address will change when John Sebelius moves, which is not considered to be any time soon as traditionally democrat children remain in the 'nest' until their late 30's to early 40's.

The site describes, "Don't Drop the Soap" as a game "Where no one playing enters through the front door!"

"Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole," the site says. "Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss' lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse's desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole."

The game includes five tokens representing a bag of cocaine, a handgun and three characters: wheelchair-using 'Wheelz," muscle-flexing "Anferny" and business suit-clad "Sal 'the Butcher."'

When asked if making light of prison rape was something to be proud of, Governess Kathleen Sebelius replied that she was "very proud of her son's creativity and talent', and certain he meant no disrespect towards rape victims. The Governess was also asked about the truth of rumors concerning her son offering yet another game, this one featuring abortion and entitled "Scramble the Baby!" and replied that she was "very proud of her son's creativity and talent'".