"So in all honesty how do you like the new suit? Someone told me the collar is all wrinkly but I had this dream where Allah was holding it out to me and he said if I wore it for 40 days and 40 nights all of the Jews would disappear and be replaced by comely blind virgins with full lips who could only communicate by saying thank-you-oh-large-master in 72 languages. What? Oh, the nuclear thing. Yes, death to America and we don't need nuclear weapons because I had this other dream..."
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