Three fatal gator attacks in a week...

Can't make this shit up...

"...The women's deaths follow a fatal attack last Tuesday on Yovy Suarez Jimenez, 28, in Sunrise. She was last seen alive sitting on a bridge, dangling her feet over the water. Her dismembered body was later found in a Broward County canal. On Saturday, an alligator with two human arms in its belly was captured and killed, though examiners haven't officially confirmed they were Jimenez' body parts."

Yeah, they could have just been some unwanted arms that someone tossed into the canal. Seeing these grisly stories under a gator picture that MUST accompany ANYTHING generated from Gainesville or face the wrath of the University of Florida is too howling incredible to believe, but this IS the South, after all.

Next up will be news from Wildlife Experts that human flesh is not part of the normal crocodilian diet, and from now on women should try really really hard not to be killed and eaten this way.

Betcha.