Sunday, May 07, 2006

We Need MORE Stay-Home-Beaner Days....

"My commute to and from work today were both amazingly stress-free and fast. Most traffic was doing well above the speed limit, and I didn't notice the typical stalled cars in the middle of the road, broken-down junkers on the shoulder nor any dilapidated vehicles spewing clouds of oily smoke. Radio traffic reporters and radio talk show callers all reported terrific traffic conditions. My coworkers, friends and relatives reported the same thing. In short, a day on the road without illegal aliens was fantastic.According to the South Coast Air Quality Management District (AQMD) measurements, today's air quality compared to Sunday’s in terms of several key air pollutants (amazing given that few people drive to work on Sundays and emit vehicular air pollution). Thus, it looks like Southern Californian's can literally breathe easier without illegal aliens.The Los Angeles Unified School District reported that 72,000 children were absent from school today. Since schools get paid by the state based on the number of students attending on any given day, tax payers presumably saved a bundle because of the absence of illegal aliens. The Santa Ana Unified School District reported that 3,000 secondary school students did not show up today, though I couldn't find a total number for all grade levels to compare to Los Angeles.Although this is purely anecdotal, I heard several teachers call a local radio talk show and rave about how great it was to have a day in which they could teach uninterrupted in English, without having to slow down, repeat and explain things to Spanish speaking children."

Lest Darkness Fall

Not that they'd be SO stupid as to continue to show us how much BETTER the country would be should they suddenly drop off the radar for good, but we should do all we can to encourage illegal Mexicans from going to work, or killing one another in alleyways, or clogging the thoroughfares.

Last Monday was almost a vacation day for every legal citizen in every big city across America
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4 comments:

Lemuel Calhoon said...

Well, the killing each other in alleyways business could use some encouragement.

Fits said...

Trouble is they're such bad shots the ER's patch 'em back up and on their merry way,

We need the NRA to hold seminars to teach illegals how to shoot, and in a year, two tops, they'd fix the problem for us.

Lemuel Calhoon said...

Some good JHP's would help too.

Fits said...

Oh yeah.