Saturday, September 01, 2007

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Officer accused of spanking woman's rear is charged


FORT WORTH -- "A Fort Worth police officer arrested last week on accusations he spanked the rear of a woman he caught engaging in sexual conduct in a car in Oakhurst Park was charged with official oppression.

If convicted of that charge, a Class A misdemeanor, officer Craig Murrah faces up to one year in jail and a $4,000 fine.

Prosecutor Kurt Stallings confirmed Thursday that Murrah had been officially charged but said the case will also be presented to a grand jury.

Police have said that at about 1 a.m. on June 22, Murrah found a couple engaging in sexual conduct in a car at the park at 2300 Daisy Lane in north Fort Worth. The officer ordered the couple out of the car and placed the 18-year-old woman, nude from the waist down, in the back of a patrol car. At some point during the investigation, Murrah allegedly spanked the woman on the rear, police have said.

The woman said the officer let them go with only a warning.

When the woman told her boyfriend what the officer had done, he called 911. Police conducted an internal investigation, and a warrant was issued for Murrah's arrest."

Okay, here's an experiment you can try at home. Well, in your car, that is. Cruise along looking for a helpless women. Find one, then toss her into the backseat of your ride. Make sure she's nude from the waist down, then begin spanking her. Keep doing it for as long as you like, but be sure to let her go. Don't even wait for the police to come arrest you, just waltz into the nearest cop shop and surrender.

Then ask them to charge you with nothing more than a misdemeanor.

Lemme know how that all works out, m'kay.

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