Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Man Shoots Toilet After Gun in His Pants GOES OFF*

And no...he wasn't a cop...

CENTERVILLE, Utah — "The man escaped with a few cuts to his arm, but the toilet made out much worse.

Police say a man's gun fell out of its holster while he pulled up his pants after using the bathroom at a Carl's Jr. restaurant Tuesday. The gun fired when it hit the floor and shattered the commode.

A few shards of porcelain cut the man's arm, and a woman in an adjacent restroom who was frightened by the noise reported she was having chest pain. Both people were checked at the scene and released.

Police say they confiscated the 26-year-old man's firearm while they review the incident. The man had a concealed weapons permit. No charges are being filed."

No charges, BUT...

...the brownshirts illegally confiscate the guy's gun, because there's always a chance that he'll not make a fuss and let them keep the thing. Goes something like this; every time he calls they inform him that the prosecutor's office is still looking into the matter. Rather than continuing to remind them of his mistake, he fades into the woodwork. Then the senior ranking fuzzbucket gets himself a free new firearm.

Happens all the time.

*"Goes-Off": The Yellowstream Media's belief that guns have a life of their own and can fire at will.

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