Monday, October 31, 2005

Moonbat Revisionist History 101

...Or, How WE Were Fooled Too, So Please Don't Blame Us For Voting To Go To War. Please? Don't?

Well, you see now, the ONLY reason we went to war was because Bush told us that Saddam had these weapons of mass destruction, okay? And we, the elected Democratic representatives, we voted for the use of force two, but the ONLY reason we did so is because of the fact that we were, we were, um, we were FOOLED, that's it, yes, we were fooled into believing so. But we weren't the only one's fooled, no siree bob, the whole WORLD was fooled so you can't just blame us okay? Why, the Senate Intelligence Committee was sending everybody documents that said Saddam was cranking out these weapons because you see, they were fooled too, and what were we supposed to do? Right, we had to act but now we see that nobody can find these weapons so it HAD TO BE George Bush behind the whole thing FROM THE VERY BEGINNING.

That's the ticket. George Bush fooled every intelligence agency in the world, and hell, he even somehow, someway, went back in time and fooled the Clinton administration too, because THEY even thought that Saddam had these bad ass weapons. Yep. Back in time we kid you not. This is how insidious this dude is, okay? The French, the Germans, the Israeli's, the Italians, the Spaniards, NATO, the Brits, all of 'em were fooled by George Bush and that's why even THEY are pissed at him now too.

Hell and damnation, the frickin' NY Times even acknowledged that Saddam had lots and lots of chemical and biological weapons and they demanded something be done! The NY Times. Can you imagine that?

So please don't be mad at us because BUSH LIED, PEOPLE DIED. But look, we're not dumb enough to really think that EVERYONE was fooled about Saddam's capabilities, and so there had to be, just HAD to be SOME weapons, somewhere, and as soon as he got the vote to go to war, the Bush secret operatives in Iraq secretly moved alla them mass destruction things on over to Syria because you just know that some day some of them will be found there and then he could say, SEE..TOLD YA!

Well, we're not fooled anymores. We know he overestimated Saddam's power and we KNOW he hid Saddam's weapons in Syria, and we KNOW he sent his mad dogs against anybody that knew even a little bit about all of this, so that's why the Valerie Plame deal went down.

LIBBY LIED, PEOPLE CRIED, and the special prosecutor finally found out alla his lies and he's going to JAIL, to JAIL as soon as possible, and the WHOLE THING started because George Bush fooled everybody about Saddam's weapons.

Hey, um, wait a sec, don't go. We just found out that BUSH nominated Sammy Alito to replace our beloved Sandy, and he's DOING IT AGAIN! He's trying to confuse and divide the AMERICAN PEOPLE! JUST SAY NO WAY to this terrible man who wants us all to live by what the constitution says and not what our HEART tells us. Say no for the children and the trees and ALL the warm and cuddly animals you love and that Sam Alito WILL SHOOT, KILL, AND EAT if he gets appointed!!!!!

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