And Just as His Sentence Was Ending!"Man Serving Life for Murder Dies"--headline, Athens (Ga.) Banner-Herald, Oct. 24
Luckily, He Won't Have to Pay It"Dead Man Gets Parking Ticket"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 21
At Least Unicorns and Dodos Are Safe"Mermaids, Dinosaurs Deemed Terror Targets"--headline, Tampa Tribune, Oct. 25
Cheese-Eating Surrender Ducklings"Egypt Slaughters French Ducklings Amid Flu Fears"--headline, Expatica.com, Oct. 23
'You're Supposed to Pin It on the Donkey, Dammit!'"Six Stabbed at 1-Year-Old's Birthday Party"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 24
Thanks for the Tip!--VII"Health Tip: Pregnancy Test Kit Must Be Used Correctly"--headline, HealthDayNews, Oct. 25
Mind Your Pigs and Q's"British banks are banning piggy banks because they may offend some Muslims," reports the Australian Associated Press:
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