Saturday, October 29, 2005

Quickies

Microsoft: Windows May Be Pulled in Korea
Wow, so that's what they're calling it now...

Stallone in 'Rambo IV' After Next 'Rocky'
Everything Sly is new again...

Actress That Portrayed Gang Member Slain in Gang-Related Shooting
Art imitating life imitating art...

Pope John Paul's Old Ford Up for Auction
Hey...Harry Potter needs some new wheels...

N.D. City Council Cancels Male Dance Show
Thunder-Down-Under Versus Fargo Fogies...

Conn. Wants to Ban Beer With Elf Label
Believing that 1st graders would take to sipping such cartoony suds...

Bush to Tap Judge for High Court
After Promising Ann Coulter He Would Not Drink Elf-Beer, A Confused ...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If you are going to take headlines from around the world and use just the headlines for content, you could get them right. Your headline on the ND City Counsel is wrong. It should be "Thunder-Down-Under versus Jamestown Fogies." Of course that doesn't rhyme as well as Fargo does, but it is correct.