Syria Boosts Security Along Iraq Border

AL-HERI, Syria - Syria has increased military posts and patrols along its border with Iraq and stopped thousands of infiltrators from entering into the war-torn country, a top military officer said Friday.

The officer also reiterated the fact that Syria considers the US to be a friend and valued ally, and that they had also interdicted thousands of vampires, space aliens, abominable snowmen, a strange fat man in a red suit riding a sled driven by reindeer, and a Loch Ness monster or two along with the other infiltrators trying to enter Iraq.

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