Monday, May 05, 2008

Um...Maybe She'll Force Them To Downgrade To A Tree-Fort?

Clinton: OPEC 'can no longer be a cartel'

"Clinton's attacks on oil prices as artificially inflated, Enron-style, keep escalating, and today she appeared to threaten to break up the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries.

"We’re going to go right at OPEC," she said. "They can no longer be a cartel, a monopoly that get to gether once every couple of months" at a hotel in "some plush place in the world" to set prices, she told a crowd a volunteer fire house in Merillville.

It's a potent message, like the attack on "Wall Street money grubbers," with deep roots in American politics. It's also very hard to figure out what exactly she means by the threat to break OPEC."

So her and hubby have raked in tons of money from middle eastern petroleum producing states, but she's trying to come across as super tough because both Obo the magic negro and McNasty the Manchurian Candidate are mincing around like drag queens on a gay pride float.

Know what?

It just might work.

Not her breaking up OPEC. But fooling half-wits that she could.

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