Good heavens but the new James Bond... pencil neck Daniel Craig... cannot even properly hold a bloody pistol in his hands. The cup and saucer grip as evidenced by the early press releases, is taught to those short fingered folks as a last gasp attempt to provide some level of comfort and accuracy for the digit-challenged, but is laughed at by the more macho crowd as being, well, girly.
James Bond won't smoke, and doesn't know how to shoot. Priceless. BUT, he's younger, and newer, and edgier, and gayer, strike, that, a health freak. No gadgets, either, it'll be all about decorating and finding that RIGHT tailor, and how DOES one select good china anymore when...
UPDATE...sort of: Aw, isn't this swell; Andrew Stuttaford quoted me over at: The Corner on National Review Online
Seems that Andrew is as unapproving of the new Bond girl as I.
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