Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Why IS Bubba So Visible Again?

been sticking his face in front of so many cameras lately, and while it may be true that his Doctor has advised him to cut down on the masturbation, his appearances and seeming friendship with Bush 41 is simply because he keeps waiting for the granddaughters to pop in whenever he's visiting. RodHam has had it with his moping around the house with the Secret Service as they hunt for the porn stash she hid on him while he was getting cracked open like a crab, and wants him to get a new hobby called Make Hillary the Next President.

The Bill Clinton For U.N. Ambassador bandwagon fizzled when RodHam caught him reciting in front of a full length mirror "I did NOT have sex with that country", but she realized that if there's ANY life in the old poon-chaser she should put it to good use.

Now, forget for a moment that the man never garnered more than 48% of the vote and owes both terms to a big-eared fella named H. Ross Perot, Hilly knows he can still rake in the big bucks at fundraisers where diehard lefty's will pay through the nose to see such an endangered species, namely an electable Democrat. So it's suck it up and let yourself be seen again, Bill, and try not to die until I'm elected.

Oh and yes, his Doctor HAS told him to cut back on whippin' little Willy, interns of any sort are banned in Casa Clinton, so it's either sniff around for the Bush twins or make like he's actually interested in getting the old bag a new gig.

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