Sunday, February 18, 2007

Could Rudi Win California?

He's pro-choice, anti-gun, and in favor of gay-rights, whatever that is. The problem would be the fact that he would have an R after his name and so very many moonbats detest the R with such a passion that they wouldn't vote for Blowjob Billy were he to lose his D somewhere along the way. I hear it from people quite often. Oh, he's an R, or no way, she's a D, but when you get right down to it, what is Rudi?

Bloomberg has an R after his name, too. In NYC, that means loving gays and abortion and hating guns, but wanting the teachers to...gasp...teach. You want the streets to be clean and don't care if the sanitation workers are not feeling feng shui enough to get the job done on any given day. To truly be a D means sitting down with union leaders over demands that meter maids be allowed to stop after every third vehicle and take a break with a city-appointed chiropractor and not guffaw in their face. Being a card-carrying D means taking these things very seriously, as serious as crime and punishment seriously. As seriously as death and taxes seriously.

Rudi did not. Mainly because he attaches that awful R to his name, and what do R's really know about feng sui anyway?

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