Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Streichers Tactical Illumination And Nighttime Darkness Enhancing Covert Perception Amplifier


The Gladius
BH-752
$189.95 $148.88
The Gladius is the most innovative tactical illumination tool on the scene. BlackHawk and Night-Ops have created a flashlight with incredible durability, output, and features.

Tactical Illumination Tool. Yeah right. Better than the Blunder, strike that, Thunder-Ranch Tactical Illumination Device?

It's a frickin FLASHLIGHT. Brought to you by the folks who dream up fancy new names for the commonplace and want an arm and a leg in return. I do expect anything coming from the likes of say, Clint Smith, to be spre-heated feces, but it seems like the bullshit-your-customer school of advertising is taking hold everywhere I look.

Could be worse. Gabe Suarez could be offering one too.

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