I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Monday, February 26, 2007
We Get Letters
Email Entitled: How Are You...?
"Today Florida police found a man's body in a park.
They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass and a Small Pecker.
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