Friday, June 29, 2007

Chinese officials might block Yi to Bucks

The Bucks might never get Yi Jianlian to play for them. Chinese officials, and Yi himself, preferred to have him in a city with a large Asian population. Now they might not let him go at all. US officials countered by releasing documentation suggesting that Yi might be contaminated with the same deadly poison that killed thousands of pets in America, as Yi's drug test returned suspiciously elevated levels of diethylene glycol.

"I mean, we gotta be careful with these Chinese imports," an anonymous health official said, "everything coming from China is poisonous these days so maybe they should just take him home like they want to because if NBA mascots start dropping like flies somebody's going to be in big trouble..." Full story...

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