Wednesday, September 17, 2008

FIDEL'S 35,000

...Somewhere...Bill Clinton Weeps

"FIDEL Castro
makes Wilt Chamberlain seem lame. While the NBA legend bragged he'd bedded 20,000 women, the Cuban dictator slept with 35,000, according to an upcoming documentary. "He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades - one for lunch and one for supper. Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast," an ex-Castro official named "Ramon" tells filmmaker Ian Halperin. "I don't think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all the incredible women he had access to as president." Castro's security would comb Havana beaches each day recruiting the hottest babes."

Actually, when you think about it, two or three a day seems tame for a dictator. Were Mel Brooks to portray Fidel in a Springtime For Castro comedy, the Cuban killer's boudoir would be wall-to-wall babes.

And I'm quite sure that all of these women went willingly. Yeah.

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