I was taken aback when Mr. Fancy Schmancy shouted "A pox on both your houses!" as I was unaware that he knew of my summer home. Founding member of the Hogtown Irregulars, and former indentured short order cook still on the run. Professional Zamboni racer and bronze medal recipient in the 2010 All-Miami Outdoor Zamboni Championships.
Just about every outfit with "news" in its name is running the moslem pledge to revenge Osama bin Laden.
Bring it.
3 comments:
Crotalus (Dont Tread on Me)
said...
Bring it, jihadis. We got lots of shooters who personally wanted to plug Osama, and if you want to be targets, so be it. And we grease our bullets with bacon grease!
You'll notice that they...unlike our yellowstream media...spell Osama with an "O". Our jackasses are afraid that Osama and Obama are too alike and that us poor lil dumbasses will get all sorts of confused, so they use a "U".
Doesn't matter as they're both terrorists of a sort and in a year and a half both will be but a memory.
3 comments:
Bring it, jihadis. We got lots of shooters who personally wanted to plug Osama, and if you want to be targets, so be it. And we grease our bullets with bacon grease!
You'll notice that they...unlike our yellowstream media...spell Osama with an "O". Our jackasses are afraid that Osama and Obama are too alike and that us poor lil dumbasses will get all sorts of confused, so they use a "U".
Doesn't matter as they're both terrorists of a sort and in a year and a half both will be but a memory.
Osama and Obama are alike in more than just their names.
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