Sunday, May 01, 2011


American official says Osama bin Laden was killed in a mansion close to the Pakistani capital

ISLAMABAD — American official says Osama bin Laden was killed in a mansion close to the Pakistani capital.

Then there's this from ABC News:

Osama bin Laden Killed; ID Confirmed by DNA Testing

Osama bin Laden, hunted as the mastermind behind the worst-ever terrorist attack on U.S. soil, has been killed, President Obama announced tonight.

Bin Laden was killed in a ground attack by Joint Special Operations Command forces working with the CIA on a compound in Pakistan, a national security source told ABC News.

The compound, described by some sources as a mansion, had been monitored for months. When the decision was made to move on it, special operations forces were sent across the border from Afghanistan to launch a ground attack and take the body.

DNA testing confirmed that it was bin Laden, sources told ABC News.

About damned time, and mega kudos to our military. Sources of mine in the service tell me that they needed a proper DNA match so they first had to find the syphilitic goat that was his mother before releasing the news.


Woody said...

I hope they mix his body parts with bacon and drop it over Mecca. But I guess since our President's middle name is Hussein that's not likely to happen.

Fits said...

I heard it on the news and let out a whoop...and now we await the moslem world condemning the shit out of us and threatening to behead all of humanity.

Bring it.

Crotalus (Dont Tread on Me) said...

Ding-dong, bin Laden's dead
We got his bod
We got his head
Ding-dong, Osam' bin Laden's dead!

Fits said...

Dang Crot; now I'll be hummin' that all day.