Friday, May 13, 2011

Now We Know The Real Reason Obama Killed Osama...Porn Stash Envy

Osama Had Secret Stash Of High Quality Porn

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.
The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.
The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.


BobG said...

What did the porn consist of, camels or goats?

Fits said...

From what my sources tell me, a mix. To better fill out a threesome, etc.

Anonymous said...

the porn was of 4 types:osama himself humping a camel, osama licking camel penis, goat humping 9 year old virgin, and osama jerking off to 2 camels going at it